1. She's not technically a scouser, despite the truth she would possibly sound like she's instantly outta Brookside to you. She'll be called a scouser with the aid of all of your buddies and each person else south of Birmingham - anybody that is, except for actual genuine scousers who will confer with her as a 'wool'. Technically she's a Wirralien, if you wanna get top notch correct.
2. Anyway, you observed she's scouse? Wait 'til you meet her mates. Especially those from New Brighton and Wallasey. And the fateful day which you're subsequently delivered to her pals from across the River Mersey? You may wanna bring a translator with you, pal.
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below three. She's not from Wirral. She's from THE Wirral. Give it the proper identify it merits, please. And you're no longer IN the Wirral, you are ON the Wirral.
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Pin 4. Get yourself clued up on what a Peninsula is for her. At least pretend to vaguely care when she starts to give an explanation for it to you, as it's an vital truth. And attempt your fine to discover it cute and now not bizarre while she refers to it because the Paradise Peninsula in Facebook statuses. It's (usually) ironic (ninety nine% of the time).
Most Popular 5. You have not seen her at her worst 'til you visit The Krazyhouse, Garlands or Birkenvegas along with her. These might sound like extraordinary lands to you, and it is pretty probably that she hasn't graced these dancefloors considering she was about 19. But on those massive nights in which anything can manifest, strive your first-rate to someway nevertheless find her vaguely appealing whilst she's straddling the giant Rhino on K3 singing 'Show Me Love' with 241 Smirn Offs in her hand.
6. Daniel Craig is quite a good deal the handiest horny well-known guy who's come from around her neighbourhood. And nearly everyone you meet claims to have seen him in B&Q for some purpose. Paul Hollywood is likewise from around these elements, however he does not simply be counted, does he?
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Pin 7. The most effective issue she'll need to do in summer season is go directly to Parkgate. No severely. You suppose you've got had ice cream and fish and chips before, but you have by no means had them quite like this. Nicholls mint choc chip for existence, but it's going to most effective be your reward after you have spent at least two hours trying to park.
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below 8. Don't ever worry about taking her somewhere fancy, because everywhere is a step up from Birkenhead Pyramids tbh. The buying precinct that God forgot, only ever visited when you get your first minimal wage task within the Primark, or when your mum needs a new top and you virtually cannot be arsed to head over to Liverpool.
9. Be organized for her to mention some frickin' bizarre slang phrases - basically borrowed from Liverpool. "Can I geg in on tonight, lad?" "Nah jib it off like." "Eeeeee did 'e? Proper devo'd for ya, babe." "Soz but am a proper crank" etc.
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Pin 10. Every time you watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, be prepared for her to do the shriek. The shriek that continually comes while Hagrid is going into the Mersey Tunnel to get away the Death Eaters. Represeeeent, wizarding (wirral) global.